Taboonies

Yesterday, I was on a quest to find a new Crossfit gym. They are in a temporary location in a town adjacent to mine. I don't live in a bustling Metropolis but we have a few hundred thousand people. The place I'm going is in bumfuck. Thanks to my gps, I find the gym with no problems. Trouble is, the gym moved. I walk across the street to get directions. People are not kidding when they talk about country directions. These people were so nice to help me out but there are no street names. It's more; turn left at the big rock, go aways (sic) until you see farmer Ted fucking his goat, then turn left. How I wish I were kidding...

Bright side:  I did eventually find the gym!