PLEASE! NO MORE WEINER!

What has 100 teeth and eats weiners?  A zipper!

I was going to lead with Anthony Weiner's dick pics but they crashed my computer.  I was pissed and grateful because I'm really not interested in seeing Weiner's junk.  From the looks of him, I can't imagine it would be anything to write home about anyway.

I guess I had Weiner on my mind.  He was the first thing I thought of when I saw the above real estate sign.  I was stoked he found a job fitting a person of his stature.  What a piss poor way to realize I finally balanced my third eye chakra.  I pull up the news and see this:

Ok, maybe that's an exaggeration.  The news that day was all about Weiner.  Is it just me or do the dick jokes never get old?

What in the hell makes Anthony Weiner think he can be elected mayor of NYC?  He dropped 100K on "polling" (prostitutes) which will result in more dick pics.  He even got his wife on board.  She gave an interview to ABC news about her husband's comeback.  To me it's not even about trolling the Internet for women.  It's more about being such an inept fuck up that you can't work Twitter.  It doesn't include the word twit for nothing.  If thousands of middle school kids can be proficient with Twitter, shouldn't our elected officials at least manage to send their dick pics privately rather than disseminating them to all of their twitter followers?  People of New York, is this the kind of man you want as your new mayor?  I'm pretty sure he can't think outside the box...