BloodyMaryland

According to gogo inflight wifi, I'm blogging from 35,000 feet.  I'm also blogging with Bloody Mary number #2.  Why am I only on my 2nd drink you might ask?  Well, the beverage truck didn't make it. We waited for it!  Oh how we waited!  To no avail!  As there is only so much ice to go around, we did it the old fashioned way and I don't mean women & children first!  I also don't mean blowjobs for ice. That would never work as the flight attendants are all women.  The original old fashioned way, it went to the highest bidders. I was lucky that my husband, in his infinite wisdom, made sure I am in first class this trip. The reason why is another blog post. Let's just say squished in coach doesn't make for a happy marriage. He also wanted to make sure I didn't bail at the last minute because...wait for it...we are spending the next five days in Disney World!  If you know me, you know that I would rather have a root canal sans pain meds than be around one child.  How in the hell am I winging my way towards the happiest place on earth?  It gets worse or better depending on if you like me or not. My mother-in-law decided that for her birthday we needed to add to the misery in the world by taking a family trip!  She's almost 70, so I figured I could suck it up & do a weekend trip. Oh no!  Not miserable enough!  No, we have to hit up Disney World with the mother-in-law, the step father, the step brother, his wife, & their two evil children who have been on ADHD meds since they were birthed!  As an aside, the step brother's wife got new tits, so I'm sure there will be an unveiling (if I can get a pic, consider it posted)!  I know neither the ages nor the names of the two kids. One thing of which I'm sure, they are both boys.

Bo had to be in Orlando a week before me. He knew I would take any excuse to get out of this trip. He also knows me well enough to know I an unable to turn down free alcohol.  Here I sit...